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Updated on 06/05/2017


General details
I am:
Woman
Seeking a:
Man
Age:
50
Country:
United States
State:
Alabama
City:
birmingham
Zip Code:
35205
Religion:
Not Religious
Ethnicity:
Caucasian (white)
Headline:
looking for a knight in shining armor
In my own words:
When you buy a steak do you buy the bone or the meat? I am an elegantly dressed voluptuous and sensuous woman who likes to curl up in your lap like a kitten. I like a gentleman to open the car door for me and to treat me with dignity and respect. In return I am honest, loyal and faithful. If you ask me what I like to do for fun I'll say you. If your ego needs fed I'll fill you with organic red velvet cake and homemade chocolates. I even bake my own bread. it doesn't take any effort to make stuffed crust pizza. I'll show you how. I used to be a professional ballerina so I know all of the moves but these pleasures come after marriage so I need to get to know you before I say I do. Having an English BA these are my recommendations: the devil wears prada, bell jar, breakfast at tiffany's, the ladies' paradise, room with a view, haunting of hill house, wuthering heights, pride and prejudice, queen lucia nad miss map, the queens necklace, scarlet pimpernel, lord of the flies, wind in the willows, princess bride, the silent gondoliers, don quiote, ham on rye, farhenheit 451, sirens of titan, the martian chronicles, assimov, gibson, the scrivener, the cathedral, the use of force. I like classical, jazz and up beat music. I like museums, outdoor dining and caviar. I like BBQ. I have even tried bbqing mushrooms using beet juice reduction. Eating is an adventure with me though I usually stick to the classics. I can probably beat you at pool blindfolded. I don't count cards but I know where they are using the law of probability. Sometimes I wear perfume but I prefer the scent of your flesh. If you're a good boy I'll let you paint my toes and smooth essential oil over my feet. After a soak in fresh herbs I can give you a head to toe body massage that will turn you into a new person. This goes against my nature but if I used a pick up line this would be it: I don't have a library card but can I check you out? m...m...m. Your daddy must be a baker because you sure do have nice buns. Fairly recently a man offered to pay for my groceries. He was with a twenty year old. I didn't know what to say other than thank you. I have weighed 105 lbs most of my life. I used to whitewater raft, mountain bike, repel, spelunk, hike, weights until a torn rotator cuff. Feeling better but haven't been motivated. If it is that important to you maybe you can help. 20 minutes of sex burns 200 calories. Here is a published poem of mine:

nothing like thunder: your hand
in mine, holding my breath in ribbons
between your fingers, entwined
as though we had no desire

to be released, bone by bone
unhinged, streaming through air
as once before when we were lost
driven by mortality, the grasp, your touch

i have been on this site a week and have become disenchanted from the experience. if you can't conjugate verbs or use correct pronouns it says you are foreign or uneducated. my profile says woman seeking man. i did not come here to make girlfriends and i am conservative so don't lie about your orientation. damsel in distress does not suggest sugar mama. i am nobody's green card. if your profile doesn't say who you are i will press charges.
Looking for:
Marriage
Appearance
Body type:
Voluptuous
Height:
5' 7"
Eyes:
Blue
Hair:
Dark Brown
Lifestyle
Smoking:
No
Drinking:
No
Living Situation:
With pets
Social Setting:
Social Butterfly
TV Watching:
Movies
Languages:
English
Home and Family
Marital Status:
Single / Never married
Have Kids:
Yes - but not at home
Want (more) kids:
Yes
Professional Life
Education:
College Grad
Employment Status:
Homemaker
Occupation:
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income:
Less than $24,999
Personal
Attend Services:
Never
Political Views:
Very conservative
Sense of Humor:
Friendly
Interests:
Arts, Dancing, Dining, Family, Movies, Listening to Music, Reading, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Crafts, Health / Fitness
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antonylubega_2018

  • Posted 5 days ago
hello please am happy to to see your profile please am serous serious serious please talk to meeee antonylubega@gmail i will give you more contact when your reply mee dear

edwin12345

  • Posted 6 months ago
Pls send a message to my inbox pls

Jmartin001

  • Posted 6 months ago
I am Martin.I promise to treat you right if am given the chance

Felixwilliams

  • Posted 7 months ago
Hello dear I'm Felix from Ghana I promise to threat you right if you give the chance to love you.please I would love to hear from you my dear.

Primus500

  • Posted 7 months ago
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Bijukumar

  • Posted 8 months ago
Hello how are you